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Hôm nay cảm thấy hơi buồn buồn nên sưu tầm và post một số truyện vui vui cho các bạn đọc chơi :d

Bé Chu năm nay 6 tuổi học trường tiểu học lớp 5. Học được một tuần thì bé
Chu chán học không chịu làm bài vở nữa, cô giáo bèn hỏi nguyên nhân tại sao thì bé Tèo nói là tại chương trình học quá thấp so với trình độ của bé Chu
và bé xin cô cho lên học bậc trung học . Cô giáo dẫn bé Chu lên văn phòng
ông hiệu trưởng, trình bày đầu đuôi câu chuyện . Ông hiểu trưởng bán tín
bán nghi, bàn với cô giáo là ông sẽ hỏi bé Chu một số câu hỏi về Khoa học
còn cô giáo sẽ hỏi Chu về kiến thức tổng quát, nếu bé Chu trả lời đúng ông
sẽ cho bé nhảy lớp .
Hiệu trưởng : 25 lần 25 là bao nhiêu ?
Bé Chu: Dạ là 625
Hiệu trưởng : Công thức tính diện tích vòng tròn ?
Bé Chu: Dạ là bình phương bán kính nhân Pi
Hiệu trưởng : Nước bốc thành hơi khi nào ?
Bé Chu : Dạ khi nước sôi ở 100oC
….
Sau gần 1 tiếng “tra tấn” bé Chu, câu nào bé Chu cũng đáp đúng hết, ông
hiệu trưởng rất hài lòng về kiến thức khoa học của bé Chu và giao cho cô
giáo hỏi về kiến thức tổng quát :
Cô giáo : Con gì càng lớn càng nhỏ ?
Ông hiệu trưởng hết hồn nhưng bé Chu trả lời ngay
Bé Chu : Dạ là con cua nó có càng lớn và càng nhỏ
Cô giáo : Cái gì trong quần em có mà cô không có ?
Ông hiệu trưởng xanh cả mặt.
Bé Chu: Dạ là 2 cái túi quần
Cô giáo : Ở nơi đâu lông của đàn bà quăn nhiều nhất ?
Ông hiệu trưởng run lên.
Bé Chu: Dạ ở Châu Phi
Cô giáo : Cái gì cô có ở giữa 2 chân của cô ?
Ông hiệu trưởng chết điếng người.
Bé Chu: Dạ là cái đầu gối
Cô giáo : Cái gì trong người của cô lúc nào cũng ẩm ướt ?
Ông hiệu trưởng hóc mồm ra.
Bé Chu: Dạ là cái lưỡi
Cô giáo : Cái gì của cô còn nhỏ khi cô chưa có chồng và rộng lớn ra
khi cô lập gia đình ?
Ông hiệu trưởng ra dấu không cho bé Chu trả lời nhưng bé Chu đáp ngay
Bé Chu : Dạ là cái giường ngủ
Cô giáo : Cái gì mềm mềm nhưng khi vào tay cô một hồi thì cứng ra ?
Ông hiệu trưởng không dám nhìn cô giáo
Bé Chu : Dạ là dầu sơn móng tay
Cô giáo : Cái gì dài dài như trái chuối, cô cầm một lúc nó chảy nước ra ?
– Ông hiệu trưởng gần xỉu.
Bé Chu : Dạ là cây cà rem
Ông hiệu trưởng đổ mồ hôi hột ra dấu bảo cô giáo đừng hỏi nữa và nói với
bé Chu :
– Thầy cho con lên thẳng đại học vì nãy giờ thầy đáp không trúng đưọc 1
câu nào hết !!! :puke:

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